THW Golf Headlines

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

enderdog Backs Up Smack At 2013 Golfsmack Open

by MacTHW

January is here and so is THW’s annual Golfsmack Open played at the noTorreyiously tough Torrey Pines. MacTHW gets set to defend last year’s victory at the Golfsmack Open but faces a steep challenge by this year’s superstars—the bink and ender dogs. Surprise, dude doesn’t make it all the way through a tournament before high-tailing it out of there. What shouldn’t be a surprise is that these are your headlines for the 2013 Golfsmack Open.

Six golfers take to the tee box of the first round at Torrey Pines. How many will still be standing after four rounds?

After eighteen, binkdog finds himself one back to enderdog’s 66. MacTHW trails slightly with a 69 while dude shoots even par, Ash a +4 and PointedMarlin a +5.

Not wanting lose any ground, bink and enderdog duke it out in the second round, both finishing at nine under par—binkdog still trails by one. MacTHW ties with PointedMarlin at one under while Ash goes seven over. Realizing he can not keep up, the rookie drops out during the second round as he has no desire to play for second place.

Ash and Marlin fail to show for round three, leaving just the two dogs and MacTHW to compete for the championship. Everyone struggles during round three and no sub-par scores are to be seen. binkdog runs into serious trouble and grumpily heads to the clubhouse with a 78 on the scorecard, feeling as if he had just played himself right out of the tournament. MacTHW also fails to make a move on moving day ending the round at two over. enderdog fares slightly better, shooting even par.

enderdog leads as the three golfers head into round four of the Golfsmack Open. He gives no ground and wins round four by one stroke, coming in at 68 while binkdog and MacTHW both tie at three under.

Here are the final results:

Torrey Pines | Course PAR: 72 | Tournament PAR: 288
POS	Player	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	THRU	TOTAL	SCORE
1	enderdog	66	63	72	68	72	269	-19
2	binkdog	67	63	78	69	72	277	-11
3	MacTHW	69	71	74	69	72	283	-5
4	PointedMarlin	78	71	—	—	36	148	—
5	Ash	76	79	—	—	36	155	—
6	dude	72	—	—	—	18	72	—

binkdog was victorious at the first Golfsmack Open and he failed to defend the following year when MacTHW swooped in and took the win. enderdog is the third champion at the Golfsmack Open. Will he be the first to successfully defend his title? You’ll have to join us next year to find out!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

2013 Golfsmack Open

by MacTHW

Time flies and a whole new set of tournaments are right around the corner.

To kick off the new year, we have the 2013 Golfsmack Open at the no-Torrey-ously tough greens at Torrey Pines. MacTHW will attempt to defend his 2012 win, Kinect willing. So stock up on your THW® approved energy drinks and get ready for four out-of-bounds, short hit, auto hit and logic defying rounds. Here is your invitation to the 2013 Golfsmack Open

Sunday, November 25, 2012

New Drug Policy At THW Golf

by MacTHW

The THW Fair Gaming Commission takes cheating seriously and will be implementing a new drug policy immediately. In the relentless pursuit of fair gaming, each winner will be tested for performance enhancing drugs before a win is officially credited to their name and posted on the leaderboard. Samples will be required within 24 hours of the win. No exceptions. We are working on developing a test that can be performed in the player’s home with results posted shortly thereafter. Until then, please send all samples to the THW Fair Gaming Committee headquarters.

Thank You,
MacTHW

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Weekend Headline RoundUp

by MacTHW

Going to try and get back into the swing of things and post some headlines from the golfing weekend(s). Here is your golfing weekend round up covering last weekend and this weekend.

The last two weekends have proven that Course Pro records are not low enough to be immune from being over-taken. As enderdog mounts a charge to the top of the leaderboard, binkdog does what he can to minimize his progress.

From last weekend…

Royal Melbourne falls under enderdog’s control, ousting dude with a six-under 66. MacTHW struggles to control his Kinect.

Royal Melbourne:

binkdog and enderdog battle for supremacy at Spyglass Hill. enderdog emerge victorious by one stroke, leaving bink as the bridesmaid once again.

Spyglass Hill:

Then from this recent weekend…

enderdog tries to lock down Valhalla has his, shooting a ten-under 62.

Valhalla:

Pebble Beach which has been under control of dude for quite some time finally falls under enderdog’s reign. MacTHW and Marlin put up no resistance.

Pebble Beach:

To further eradicate dude from the Course Pro listings, the gang heads to St Andrews where binkdog takes the record with a 66.

St Andrews

A trip to TPC Blue Monster proves successful for binkdog, as he goes low and shoots a 66 there.

TPC Blue Monster:

Wanting a piece of the Course Pro pie, enderdog makes a challenge at Whistling Straits and comes out victorious.

Whistling Straits;

That is your weekend in golf. See everyone next weekend.

2012 S-Mart Classic Shirt Presentation

by MacTHW

Still clearing out some backlog, but catching up quick. Here are the photos from the 2012 S-Mart Classic Shirt Presentation. enderdog graciously accepted his spoils of battle and vows to fight on for the top ranking spot on the THW Golf leaderboard.

MacTHW present the shirt and poster

enderdog admiring his one of a kind, Ash signed photo commemorating this momentous occassion

enderdog flashing his sign for “11”, with a little help from MacTHW